Were nearing the end of the second snow day in a row.
My box of wine is drained, the couch has been peed on to the tune of "A River Runs Through It" the girls are currently sliding down the steps in a sleeping bag, I succeeded in making a grilled cheese sandwich using frozen dinner rolls strategically shaped into bread slices (we're out of bread) We have anatomically correct/yet inappropriate snowman in the front yard complete with celery-leaf pubes and cherry valentines candy heart nipples, we spent our lunch hour scrolling through KCCI's 'Most Recently Arrested' slideshow while I begin analyze the statement,
"The days are long but the years are short". Im confident the creator of that phrase had experience with snow days.
"The days are long but the years are short". Im confident the creator of that phrase had experience with snow days.
Yes, that's a carrot chode.
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