Friends Over

Mike had tickets to Bacon Fest, which is why I let each kid invite a friend over to play.

Here's the rest of the story.

 

When you let the kids invite friends over...

 

You should plan to pull a flea out of Maisie's hair an hour before the friends arrive.

 

Once friends arrive, you'll feel the urge to wash all bedding while cleaning the house although your life depended on it.

 

Molly's friend will arrive and go straight to the make-up like she had an addiction and proceed to smear lipstick over her face, hair and clothes. 

 

Ross will come downstairs while you're preparing lunch to tell you his friend kicked a hole in his bedroom wall while practicing karate.

 

You'll make the boys take out the trash as punishment but they'll come back inside asking for a broom as wine bottles will fall out and shatter on the driveway.

 

After cooking 4 pizzas, 1 box of pizza rolls, 1 box of mac and cheese, 4 hot dogs, 6 frozen pretzels and 2 pitchers of Kool-Aid, your oven will start smoking.  You'll decide to clean it.

 

The self-cleaning feature on the oven will make the house smell so bad, you'll be forced to turn off the furnace in order to open up all the windows.

The friends' will leave and you'll wonder if it was all some sort of bad dream. 

 

You'll put the clean bedding on the beds that night and when you put clean sheets on the bed, chances are that's the night your husband will come home smelling like a smoked pig. 

 

The girls spent time singing Barbie songs, while Ross and his friend sought out ways to torment them.

 

Luckily, they eventually ran out of energy and resorted to Mario Cart on the Wii.