Thursday, December 22, 2016

Christmas, Nike Socks, Stockings and Dicks

Seems the 'heaves' have officially left the premises... and before Christmas- whata-ya know!

We've reached the point in the season where I go on ridiculous shopping sprees trying to 'even-up' the kids' gifts.   I've come to the conclusion it's an inevitable sign of becoming an old woman.  Or maybe just being a mom to kids old enough to realize if they're being short changed. 

It's that mindset which led me to spend 90 minutes tracking down Nike socks online; tall, colored in a mens small, as well as Nike socks; tall, black/gray, in a mens medium.  I've never entered the Nike sock arena this close to Christmas and Holy crap, this stuff is wicked.  If a store does carry the right size, it's some girly teal color.  Of if they have the right color, I discover during 'check-out' its in "Boys", not "Mens".  For the love of God, college finals were less intimidating than getting my hands on these bad boys at Christmas-time. 


Some justify the evenness of gifts with the amount spent, others with the quantity.  I kinda wish there was a category for 'how long it took you to find the item'.  If that were the case, the boys would definitely be in the lead this year.  But since quantity wins at our house, the girls will be bringing home the gold. 


Did I mention we've got the stocking situation going on this week?  Yeah, we do.  The girls squeal with delight each morning as they discover sleep masks, adorable necklaces, makeup kits, soft slipper socks, candy; then go on to discover the Elf and wherever his crazy adventures led him though the night.  Mack's perfectly content confiscating the candy and inhaling it instantly.  Ross on the other hand has been striking out this year.  Day one was headgear which he swears is too big (it's one size fits all, so I dunno).  Day 2 was Nike socks which turned out to be labeled wrong and should have been sold in the toddler section.    Day 3 was just candy (I was seriously out of options as I hoped the 3-pack of socks would have bought me more time).  He finally broke down and desperately asked for some'thing' in his stocking, not just candy and beef sticks which he didn't like and gave back.  I asked Mike to pick up a few stocking stuffers for the boys and exchange the socks while in Des Moines.  Lets just say by his reaction you'd have thought I'd asked him to sever his leg. 

After finally placing my online order for the socks and realizing there was a 50% chance they may not make it for Christmas, I received the below message from Dicks...

We deeply regret to inform you that despite our best efforts, we were unable to complete your order.

The following item(s) were cancelled:

Sigh...  Apparently Dicks can't find any either.

I realize all my struggles are 1st world struggles.  I couldn't be more grateful to have 4 kids this Christmas.  Each with healthy hearts, teeth and minds.  They've all over-eaten at least once this week, have medical care a phone call away, warm beds and a family who adores them. 

I've been attempting to teach Mack a little about Jesus.  Lord help me- (No, seriously, I need help).  I've discovered it's not easy to share the story of Jesus to a non-believer; let alone someone who is just beginning to learn English.  I know his heart wants to and will welcome Jesus with time and that Jesus already knows the outcome of my clergy attempts.  As botched as they are, I'm trying.

Meanwhile, as the days leading to Christmas come and go, I can't help but know the purpose of the season happens in broad daylight, in the middle of Summer, or Fall, Spring or Winter.  It has nothing to do with socks or pajamas, Nike, reindeer, elves or stockings.  We're living in the midst it.  Each day we wake up and get to 'do it all over again'.  That was the idea, the plan.  That's the gift Jesus was born to provide us with. 

Merry Christmas my 'Blogger Friends".  I wish you 'ENOUGH' this Season and plenty more in the year to come.




My Little A

Can you find my little cutie pie?


Saturday, December 17, 2016

Friday night

Needless to say, by Friday they were dropping like flies...

Looks like Heidi, Mack and Mike are still on deck.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Tis the Barfing Season

I'd been feeling as though I was forgetting something all week.  With Christmas on my heels, I knew I had to figure it out before it was too late.  Ahhh, then it finally occurred to me as Molly barfed all over the couch, end table, American Girl doll clothes and rug Wednesday night, nobodies puked yet this season...

And it reoccurred again hourly throughout the night... every hour... on the hour. 

Halfway through the night, as Molly showered again and I scrounged up clean towels for her bedding again, Mike was busy in the downstairs shower trying to remove plastered on puke from her bedsheets before starting another load of laundry.

As I waited for Molly outside her bathroom, I was constantly reminded of who got the worse chore by Mike's consistent 'gagging' noises in the bathroom downstairs.  When we finally crawled ourselves back to bed, Mike couldn't stop talking about the puke and how he had to 'scrape it off her sheets' as the shower head wasn't strong enough.  5 minutes pass before he refers to the puke again as a 'spread'.  Something you'd put on a piece of toast... so thick...and why would it be so brown?....

Yep, this was my Wednesday night.

Luckily, there's not much I love doing more though the night than laughing, and this guy I married, he has a way.

Luckily number 2, I have a mother-in-law who's retired, willing to stay home with my sick kids, clean my house, do my endless piles of puke laundry as well as clean my puked-on-rug while I work.  Yep, lucky doesn't even begin to describe it.




Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Christmas 2016, Take 1

We drove our new conversion van (aka: 'Olaf') to Eastern Iowa Saturday for the Green family Christmas. Snow flakes were flying and Talk Radio was the background music. Christmas was thick in the air. Did I mention we also pulled a trailer? Yeah, of course we did because Mike decided to buy a fancy 4-wheeler from Moline Saturday and needed a way to get it home. Tis the Season.


Cookies needed to be decorated, piping bags were hot commodity and the frosting was going fast.

Sprinkles too.



One week prior to the festivities, GG informed me Papa bought a massage chair on a whim.  Apparently, Christmas is in full swing throughout the entire state.


It's as though Mack's always been a part of this crew.






Dad even helped me finish a few Christmas Gifts which will be arriving from the North Pole...


1-12... look what we've done!



This is what Mack thinks of me taking pictures of him in the snow.


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Little Gurls

Maisie and Molly are each having a friend spend the night Saturday night.  It started with Molly.  She and her friend, Peyton began making plans earlier in the week.  I was informed Peyton would stay with us for 5 nights, then Molly would stay with Peyton for 5 nights.  We compromised on asking Peyton to stay the night on Saturday.  Peyton said her mom doesn't want friends over because they'd have to clean the house.  There's something to be said for honesty.

Maisie's friend wasn't planning to stay the night, Maisie didn't ask and I didn't inquire, however she has decided to ALSO stay over. 
Whatever.

Ross and Mack went to a movie with friends (Thank you Jesus) and are due back shortly. 

Matching clothes, hair and make-up.

Following the big girls' lead.  Cause that's what kindergarteners do.

This will be their Sorority sister pose in 10 years. 





Thursday, December 1, 2016

Thursdays

How in the world is it Thursday already?  My students have been acting like chained up wolves and my children have been acting as though they will ALL be receiving a visit from Aunt Flo next week.  It's clearly, The Holidays.

I've got a head cold which is clinging to me tighter than Molly, Maisie had her breakdown Wednesday evening at Fareway, Molly's took place on the drive to school Wednesday (which made an awesome intro into my child development lesson on toddler emotions), Ross' OCD has reached toothpaste lids and light switches, Mack is confused and Mike has once again decided to give up alcohol.

Seriously Clark?



Forget 'Welcome To America'- 'Welcome to the Boyd Family', Mack.  May the odds be ever in your favor.